The Super Idiot's Guide to Not Falling for Million-Dollar Scams
1. **The Email from a Distant Relative** : If you receive an email from a long-lost relative who happens to be a prince and wants to share his fortune with you, remember, your family tree doesn't have royal branches. Just hit delete! 2. **The Lottery You Never Entered** : Winning a lottery is great, but winning one you never entered is like being struck by lightning while finding a four-leaf clover at the end of a rainbow. It's not your lucky day, it's a scam! 3. **The Too-Good-To-Be-True Investment** : If someone offers you an investment opportunity that promises to double your money overnight, remember the golden rule - if it's too good to be true, it probably is. Stick to your piggy bank! 4. **The Mystery Shopper Job** : If you're offered a job as a mystery shopper where your first assignment is to use a gift card to send money, the only mystery is why you'd consider it. Spoiler alert: it's a scam! 5. **The Tech Support Scam** : If a pop-up warn...